File this under Random Things on the Internet Today.
Rhenz Abando might want to build an underground bunker to protect him from a possible missile attack from North Korea.
No, that line wasn't randomly generated by AI. But it could easily be, considering how ridiculous it was.
Rhenz Abando has been ridiculous—as in, damn-that-bacon-wrapped-triple-cheeseburger-was ridiculous kind of ridiculous—for the Anyang KGC Red Boosters in his second season in the Korean Basketball League.
When he’s not dunking on his own teammate, he’s laying to waste any defender who has the audacity to challenge him in an aerial assault.
Anyang KGC has been on a roll with five straight wins, with Abando consistently contributing solid numbers. In their latest W, they beat the Samsung Tigers, 81-63.
One guy, however, wasn’t too happy with the victory. In fact, he got so angry, he sent a private message to Abando (presumably), who shared it on his Instagram Story on Tuesday. It was the opposite of not ridiculous.
“Played that you scored 84 points. You’re at 77 with 6 minutes to go and you stop scoring! People of thieves, I hope a North Korean missile arrives in your homes! You deserve this!” read the direct message.
Are you reading this, Kim Jong Un?
*wears tin foil hat*
It appears that the angry person lost a bet on an over/under or some other wager that needed Anyang KGC to reach 84 points. He probably placed a lot of money, considering the spite he mustered to summon a North Korean missile.
The only thing Abando doesn't deserve is the angry person's ballistic genius.
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*removes tin foil hat*
To be clear, we’re not entirely sure if that’s really the case here. It might just be a joke or something.
What’s clear though is this: No one wins in gambling.
Except maybe Kim Jong Un. He could rig all the casinos in North Korea.